Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal

  1. Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew! Gross! No!”

  2. Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign and give it a bad grade.

  3. Arson.

  4. Arson 2.0: Pretend to accept but then never show up and burn down their house.

  5. Accept and leave the country. Start a new life in Sweden selling meatballs. (In Ikea)

  6. Fake your death.

  7. Become President of the United States, you can’t go to homecoming if you are running a country.